The Cafes

Sometimes I still feel like we’re in 1982 when it comes to really basic things like turning off a computer. Why do we have to select shutdown from a menu? Why do we have to carefully save each open file? Why don’t programs stop when we tell them to? (Time Machine has now been spinning for hours, and won’t stop even though I’ve told it to.) Why is this so much more complex than it needs to be?

In the future, here’s how shutdown should work:

1. You flip the power switch.

That’s it. No shutdown menu item. No wait for the system to hibernate. No opportunity for applications to save data. Nothing.
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I’m doing a bit of work on XOM, trying to optimize and improve some of the Unicode normalization code. A lot of this is autogenerated from the Unicode data files, and I’m actually working on the meta-code that parses those files and then generates the actual shipping code. In this code, I’m setting up a switch statement like this one:

       switch(i) {
          case 0:
            return result + "NOT_REORDERED";
          case 1:
            return result + "OVERLAY";
          case 7:
            return result + "NUKTA";
          case 8:
            return result + "KANA_VOICING";
          case 9:
            return result + "VIRAMA";
          case 202:
            return result + "ATTACHED_BELOW";
          case 216:
            return result + "ATTACHED_ABOVE_RIGHT";
          case 218:
            return result + "BELOW_LEFT";
          case 220:
            return result + "BELOW";
          case 222:
            return result + "BELOW_RIGHT";
          case 224:
            return result + "LEFT";
          case 226:
            return result + "RIGHT";
          case 228:
            return result + "ABOVE_LEFT";
          case 230:
            return result + "ABOVE";
          case 232:
            return result + "ABOVE_RIGHT";
          case 233:
            return result + "DOUBLE_BELOW";
          case 234:
            return result + "DOUBLE_ABOVE";
          case 240:
            return result + "IOTA_SUBSCRIPT";
          default:
            return result + "NOT_REORDERED";
        }

And then I stop myself. Do you see the bug? Actually it’s a meta bug that leads to the true bug.
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C-family languages including Java, C#, and C++ do not require braces around single line blocks. For example, this is a legal loop:

for (int i=0; i < args.length; i++) process(args[i]);

So’s this:

for (int i=0; i < args.length; i++) 
    process(args[i]);

However both of these are very bad form, and lead to buggy code. All blocks in C-like languages should be explicitly delimited by braces across multiple lines in all cases. Here’s why:
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Need more proof that monopolies are bad business? Just try to pay a utility bill online sometime. I have just gotten through attempting to pay my cable, gas, and electric bills online. Exactly none of them offered what I would consider a minimally competent site. The exact problems varied, but there was one that was common across the three. Every single one required registration before they’d take my money:

By contrast, non-monopoly sites like Office Depot have long since learned that registration is an optional step they shouldn’t let get in the way of completing a sale. But the utility companies? Either they hire developers who are distinctly behind the state of the art, or they just don’t care because you have to pay them, or both.
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Version 3.0 of Python has been released. Notably Python has again done something Java has long resisted: it has broken backwards compatibility with Python 2.x. Notable fixes include a much saner string processing model based on Unicode. I am told by my Pythonista colleagues that a lot of other weirdnesses such as the print operator and the meaning of parentheses in except clauses have been cleaned up as well. Though I don’t expect all Python programmers to upgrade immediately (and version 2.x will be maintained for some years to come) version 3.0 is clearly a simpler, better, saner language than version 2.x that will enhance productivity and make programmers’ jobs more fun. Bravo for Python. This is clearly a living, evolving language.

Java by contrast, is dead. It has at least as much brain damage and misdesign as Python 2.x did, probably more; yet Sun has resisted tooth and nail all efforts to fix the known problems. Instead they keep applying ever more lipstick to this pig without ever cleaning off all the filth and mud it’s been rolling in for the last 12 years. They keep applying more perfume when what it really needs is a bath.
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